
1: DON'T FORGET YOUR COFFEE BREAKS
#first

2: CAN YOU NAME THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
#guess #musicalinstrument #music #saxophone

3: SPALLMOX NOES DOT EFFACT THE BRIAN... I THINK
#smallpox #brain #braindamage

4: LUNAR IN OCULAR ORBIT (DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE LATIN?)
#latin #lunar #ocular #orbit

5: DOWNSIDE UP
#downsideup #upsidedown

6: CAN YOU SEE I SCREAM?
#icecream #i_scream

7: THE WORLD CUP
#world_cup #world #planet

8: IT'S FRY-DAY
#Friday #fry_day #fry #day

9: CUT CAT, MEET MEAT
#cut #cat #meet #meat

10: DRUNKENSTEIN
#frankenstein

11: DRUNKEINSTEIN
#Einstein

12: S-MUG
#smug

13: PARADOX: CAN A COFFEE BREAK TAKE YOU OUT OF A COFFEE LOOP?
#loop #break #coding #geek #tech

14: FRIENDCHIP
#friendship #friends #help

15: A DIFFERENCE IN MUGNITUDE
#magnitude #mugnitude #different #size

16: DA DRAMA DRUMMER
#drums #drummer #drama

17: DON'T SHAVING CLIPPINGS SOMETIMES LOOK LIKE A JAPANESE ALPHABET SOUP?
#shave #beard #alphabet_soup

18: WHAT DO COFFEE AND BATMAN HAVE IN COMMON? BRUCE
#Batman

19: ONE MORE COFFEE AND I'LL BE CLIMBING THE WALLS
#spiderman

20: SHE WON FAIRLY
#fair #fairly

21: PHRASAL VERBS: BLOW IN, BLOW OFF
#phrasal_verbs #blow

22: STREEEEEETCH A COFFEE
#stretch #long

23: A COFFEE RUN
#run

24: PLAIN COFFEE
#plain_coffee

25: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YUM
#Santa #Christmas #yum

26: AYE, AYE, CUPTAIN
#captain #cuptain #pirate

27: DO WHAT YOU CAN, CAN WHAT YOU DO
#can #preserve

28: OK JUDGE... WITCH ONE?
#witches #witch_hunting

29: I ESCAPED
#eye

30: CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION BUT...
#correlation #causation

31: IF A KEY BREAKS A MIRROR... DOES IT GET SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LOCK?
#key #lock #locksmith

32: THIS HAS BEEN MISHANDLED
#mishandled

33: HAPPY NEW FEAR
#new_year #2025

34: DROP A SHADOW AND...
#shadow

35: EMBRACE YOUR SHADOW
#shadow #embrace

36: GROUND COFFEE?
#ground_coffee

37: READY FOR THE KICK-OFF?
#kick_off #soccer

38: I LIKE COFFEE BEING PRESENT
#present #three_wise_kings

39: COFFEE IN THE SKY
#sky #space

40: WHO DO YOU CALL SPACE GARBAGE? YOU, PIECE OF SH*T
#space #space_garbage #satellite

41: SUPERWORRIER
#superwarrior #superworrier

42: S-CREW
#crew #s_crew

43: I'M REALLY INTO COFFEE
#deep_dive

44: UPSIDE DOWN VS CUPSIDE DOWN
#upside_down #cupside_down

45: TURKISH COFFEE
#Turkish #kebab

46: XS COFFEE #1
#xs

47: XS COFFEE #2
#xs

48: XS COFFEE #3
#xs #excess

49: SHH... I'M READING THROUGH THE NEWS
#news #newspaper #spy

50: BREW-GLAR
#burglar

51: CORTADO
#cortado

52: IS IT HOT?
#hot #fire

53: IS THE MUSIC TOO LOUD?
#loud #music #volume

54: TURNADO
#turnado #tornado

55: THE BRUNCH! NOT THE BRANCH. AND DON'T LEAF ME ALONE!
#brunch #branch #leaf #leave #tree

56: COULD YOU HANDLE THIS?
#handle

57: MUGS AND GLASSES
#mugs #glasses

58: COFFEE LOVER'S NIGHTMARES: PROBLEM WITH THE SERVER
#problem #server

59: ABRACADABREW
#magician #magic #trick

60: ASTEROID: ROCK THAT CAN TURN A NICE AGE INTO AN ICE AGE
#asteroid #ice_age #nice_age

61: CANNIBALISM
#cannibalism

62: PICK YOURSELF UP
#heal #improve

63: SELF-SABOTAGE: WHEN YOU BOTH DRAW AND CROSS THE LINE
#selfsabotage

64: A CHILLING COFFEE
#chilling #relax

65: COFFEE DROP #1
#drop

66: COFFEE DROP #2
#drop

67: OPEN SOURCE
#opensource

68: POWER CHORD
#power_chord #music #piano

69: DECAF #1
#decaf

70: DECAF #2
#decaf

71: DECAF #3
#decaf

72: DECAF #4
#decaf

73: DECAF #5
#decaf

74: DECAF #6
#decaf

75: I'M SQUARE
#square

76: PERSPECTIVE #1
#perspective

77: PERSPECTIVE #2
#perspective

78: PERSPECTIVE #3
#perspective

79: PANE IN THE ASS
#pane #pain

80: COFFETTI
#confetti

81: ONE SIP AND I MELT
#melt

82: WHEN YOUR KIDS HELP YOU
#kids

83: DO YOU THINK SO?
#so #saw

84: CAUTION: NO SPIT LIMIT
#spit #speed #speed_limit

85: HIGH IN THE SKY
#high #sky #balloon

86: YOU ARE IN A DEEP SLEEP. ON THE COUNT OF THREE...
#deep_sleep #hypnosis

87: X-RAY
#x_ray #radiograph

88: DISARMED
#arm #armless

89: FULLY ARMED
#armed #octopus

90: I'M HOLDING MYSELF!
#holding #myself

91: BOTTOM LINE
#bottom_line

92: BUTT-O-FLY
#butterfly

93: BOTT-ANIC
#botanic

94: BOTT-ANIC #2
#Titanic

95: TIT-ANIC
#Titanic

96: BROCCOLI: PERSONALLY OUT OF MONEY-LY
#broccoli #broke #money

97: LETTUCE DO IT
#lettuce

98: DECAF? LOW KICK!
#decaf #karate #kick

99: INCOMING MESSAGE
#message #phone

100: I LOVE FAST FOOD, BECAUSE I CAN HAVE MY COFFEE SOONER
#fast_food #burguer

101: COFFEE FEELS GREAT
#great

102: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #1: DRIP, PICK, SIP, KICK
#breakdown

103: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #2
#breakdown

104: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #3
#breakdown

105: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #4
#breakdown

106: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #5
#breakdown

107: SOMETIMES I'M LASER FOCUSED
#laser

108: I'M BACK ON TRACK
#back #track

109: EXPRESSO
#espresso

110: COFFEE GOES ROUND

111: STACKING COFFEE CUPS LIKE A PRO

112: COFFEE IN SPRING

113: COFFEE IN SPRING #2

114: SPRING IN COFFEE

115: JOE IN THE BOX

116: BEE COFFEE, MY FRIEND

117: COFFEE LOVER

118: YELL-O
#yellow

119: BAD TASTE

120: EAU DE TOILETTE

121: FISSION

122: FUSION

123: INFUSION
#tea

124: WATCHING TENNIS #1

125: WATCHING TENNIS #2

126: WATCHING TENNIS #3

127: HEY MAX!
#dog

128: STOOOP
#dog

129: THANKS MAX...
#dog

130: BE CAREF***
#dog

131: DAMN, MAX
#dog

132: I HATE YOU, MAX
#dog

133: MAAAAAAAAX!
#dog

134: TWO TWOS TOO?
#dice

135: ATE IT? I ATE EIGHT
#food

136: TONGUE TWISTER

137: I THINK YOU FAKE IT, YES, SPECIALLY ON MONDAYS
#doctor

138: IN PSYCHOLOGY WE CALL THIS <<SELF-STEAM>>

139: DREAM BIG BUT WAKE UP
#bed

140: ENGINEERS, FOR THEM <<THERAPY>> IS 1000x GIGAPI
#resiliency

141: MY FAVOURITE MEMORY FROM THE UNIVERSITY? 333MHZ DDR2 RAM
#nerd

142: I FEEL FOGGY

143: REFLECTION

144: COFFEE: IT KEEPS YOUR EYES OPEN

145: OH NO! THEY TRY TO SUCK MY COFFEE UP!
#alien #UFO

146: COFFEE > ALERTNESS > READ > GET TIRED > COFFFF > ALRTNSS > RRRD > GRE TRIED > F**K > ARRGGGGG...

147: EYES CREAM
#ice_cream

148: DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE OR AFTER COFFEE?

149: A COFFEE ON THE ROAD

150: GETTING A COFFEE KICK

151: TODAY: LOW ENERGY COFFEE

152: WITH NO ELECTRICITY YOU CAN MISS A COFFEE

153: OK COFFEE, GIVE ME A SOLID LIFT
#gym #weights #energy

154: BEAR WITH IT

155: MARK MY WORDS

156: SOMETIMES YOU BLOW IT

157: TOLD YOU THAT

158: I CANNOT PUT THIS COFFFEE DOWN

159: SHOOTING STARS

160: LET'S TAKE THE LIFT

161: SOLO
#dancer

162: SOLO #2
#guitar

163: A BALANCED COFFEE

164: EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON... AND SOMETIMES THE REASON IS YOU ARE STUPID
#motivation #wrong

165: YOU ARE ENOUGH, TWO LIKE YOU WOULD BE TOO MUCH
#motivation #wrong

166: THE SOONER THE BETTER, BUT IT CAN ALSO BE FAST AND REALLY BAD
#motivation #wrong

167: BREAK YOUR LIMITS
#motivation #wrong

168: LOVE YOURSELF (JUST NOT IN PUBLIC)
#motivation #wrong

169: ALZHEIMER'S, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

170: PAINKILLER SELLERS: NO PAIN, NO GAIN
#motivation #wrong

171: MY BEST FRIEND (AND A DOG)

172: YOU WAKE UP AND YESTERDAY'S COFFEE IS STILL THERE

173: A LONG PHONE CALL

174: THE I-FALL TOWER
#Pisa #Eiffel

175: FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT? SOME THINGS ONLY WORK IN CERTAIN FIELDS
#motivation #wrong

176: I'M SWIIIINGING IN THE RAAAAIN
#motivation #wrong #cinema

177: THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
#sheriff #law

178: AND NOW... DO AS I SAY (NOT AS I DO)
#hypnotist

179: SHORT LEGS
#motivation #wrong

180: YOU ARE NOT YOUR PAST MISTAKES... BUT ALSO YOUR FUTURE ONES
#motivation #wrong

181: A STICKY SITUATION

182: A STICKY SITUATION #2

183: ZIP IT UP

184: HOMEBREW

185: HOMEBREW #2

186: CATASTROPHY

187: I'M LAZY TODAY

188: TRAGEDY

189: CRIME

190: 24-KARATE GOLD

191: BUBBLY PERSONALITY

192: I'M SCREWED

193: FIRST COFFEE MUG WITH MY LEFT HAND

194: WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEBODY WHO ALWAYS SAYS NO? <<CAN'T>>

195: JOKE'S ON ME

196: YOU NAILED IT

197: USAIN JOLT

198: PICK YOUR NOSE NOW, EVERYBODY, PICK YOUR NOSE

199: I'M FED UP

200: TWO HANDLED
#two_hundred

201: IS IT FUN?

202: IS IT WARM?
#worm

203: THIS COFFEE LIKES A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE

204: PEENUTS
#peanuts

205: PEEZZA
#pizza

206: PEE-KA-BOO
#peekaboo

207: PEEXEL
#pixel

208: PEEOPLE
#people

209: SHOULD WE PEE AND MOVE ON?

210: THIS COFFEE IS HOT

211: THIS COFFEE IS RED HOT

212: COFFEE LIGHTS ME UP
#street

213: SOME COFFEE FEELS LIKE ROCKET FUEL

214: THE NOSE KNOWS THE NOES

215: ESPRESSO, ITALIANO CAPISCI?

216: EVENTUALLY EVERYONE FINDS THEIR OWN WAY

217: I FEEL EMPTY

218: «UNDER THE WEATHER» REALLY MEANS «UNDER A CERTAIN WEATHER>>

219: I'M FILLING UNDER THE WEATHER
#feeling

220: GROUNDBREAKING

221: SQUARE ROOT

222: TWO SQUARE FEET

223: THANKS!

224: HUG A MUG!

225: A COFFEE CAN WIN BY A NOSE

226: RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE

227: NO-BODY NOSE

228: WHAT A WEAK COFFEE!

229: I'M ALWAYS HAND-BEHIND-BACK, BUT I HIDE NO CANDY

230: DRINKING WATER? I WOULD GIVE YOU A GOOD PUNCH

231: ALL-RIPE!

232: SUGAR? YOU DON'T LIKE COFFEE, DO YOU?

233: I ALREADY HAD THREE KIDS WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, AND A HIP REPLACEMENT

234: SO YOUR DOG IS LAZY... LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

235: PAPER MONEY, PAPER STRAWS, PAPER CUPS... YOU'RE A JOKE

236: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LIVE YOUR LIFE!

237: MAYBE I'M NOT THAT STRONG... MAYBE YOU ARE TOO WEAK

238: SOMEBODY'S BEING OFFENSIVE? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

239: OF COURSE I'M NECESSARY, NOBODY TELLS YOU THE TRUTH

240: GRMMPFF HUMMMNN GGRRRRRRRRRRRR

241: HEATED COFFEE, NO JOKING

242: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR PHILOSOPHY MEMES? THEY WILL NEITHER KILL YOU NOR MAKE YOU STRONGER

243: AM I FLYING? THIS JOKE HAS NO GROUND

244: THIS WASN'T HERE WHEN I WAS YOUNG

245: MANY TIMES YOU ARE LEFT WHEN YOU ARE RIGHT

246: SORRY, I'M LATE

247: DON'T MOVE ON, THINK FIRST

248: PREDICTING THE FUTURE IS EASY: PERSISTENCE WINS

249: THESE GUYS DO NOT LISTEN... THE HECK WITH THEM

250: I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT, I JUST PLAY <<HIDE AND SICK>>

251: I GUESS WE ALL PULL OUR OWN LEG

252: LET YOUR OLD MUGS RETIRE, WE ARE NOT HERE TO SERVE YOU

253: I'M MOVING OUT OF FRAME... DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO

254: STAY ON TOP OF THIS

255: WOW! IT'S A MEASURE TRAP

256: COLD

257: WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

258: WHAT IS THIS FOR?
#number #four

259: IS COFFEE CONSIDERED CHEATING WHEN PLAYING ARCADE CLASSICS?

260: OK! NOW LIKE AND SHARE... NOOO! DON'T SCROLL DOWN!

261: TAP DANCING OR ARRIVING AT THE BEACH

262: SHUT UP, BEACH!

263: IN THE SUMMER, TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF

264: I LOVE LOUDSPEAKERS, BUT HATE LOUD SPEAKERS

265: DID YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON? I'M SORRY...

266: SUPERHEROES DO NOT TAKE THE LIFT
#sport

267: THE WATER TAKES WHAT THE FEET BRING (YIKES!)

268: BEING SELF-ABSORBED

269: NO STRINGS ATTACHED

270: LOW GRAVITY BASKETBALL A.K.A. INTERPLANETARY PINBALL

271: WOULD AN OLD DYING TREE IN THE JUNGLE EMIT ANY SOUND DURING THE FALL? WHAT ABOUT THE WINTER?

272: WORRYING ABOUT THE BAD THINGS TENDS TO MEAN WORRYING ABOUT THE WRONG THINGS

273: ROCK & (HOPEFULLY NOT) ROLL

274: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY... DOES A DOCTOR A DAY KEEP THE APPLES AWAY?
#banana

275: A COFFEE TOO LATE KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAKE

276: NO STONE UNTURNED #1: SORRY, NOT HERE

277: NO STONE UNTURNED #2: YOU'VE SKIPPED ONE

278: NO STONE UNTURNED #3: NOPE

279: NO STONE UNTURNED #4: LOL

280: NO STONE UNTURNED #5: :P

281: NO STONE UNTURNED #6: VALID FOR A STONE

282: NO STONE UNTURNED #7: DO NOT TOUCH

283: NO STONE UNTURNED #8: YOU'LL FIND NOBODY

284: NO STONE UNTURNED #9: STONE COLD

285: NO STONE UNTURNED #10: HANDLE WITH CARE

286: NO STONE UNTURNED #11: DON'T LET ME DOWN

287: NO STONE UNTURNED #12: GET A JOB

288: FRIDAY, TIME TO GET LOOSE

289: BEFORE A.I. SYSTEMS WE ALREADY HAD THE <<FOOL SELF DRIVING>>
#FSD #car #autonomous

290: IS SWISS CHEESE MADE FROM <<HOLE MILK>>?
#whole_milk

291: HOLY GRAB!
#sky #hand

292: MY CHIN LEARNING

293: BE YOU ...UNLESS YOU SUCK
#motivation #wrong

294: ...AND SO, THANKS TO THE PRINTING PRESS, TONS OF BOOKS ARE AVAILABLE FOR US TO IGNORE
#culture #reading

295: GO WITH THE FLOW
#fly

296: HANG IN THERE
#persistence

297: HOW CAN 2 COFFEE MUGS HELP CHANGE A BROKEN BULB? ONE LIGHTS YOU UP, THE OTHER LIFTS YOU

298: SOCKET

299: CAN CARRY

300: 3 HANDLED

301: SIT DOWN AND CARRY OOOMMM...
#yoga

302: YOU CAN

303: HOLD THE LINE

304: YES, YOU ARE SLOW, NOT SHARP... AND I HATE YOU, JIM
#music #orchestra #conductor #concert

305: WHAT'S THE POINT?
#shapes

306: THAT'S THE POINT

307: HE'S GOT A POINT

308: MAKING A POINT

309: UP TO THE POINT

310: GIVE YOURSELF A HIGH FIVE

311: WALK IN THE DOG
#Max

312: PUSH-UPS OR LOOKING UNDER THE COACH? #1

313: PUSH-UPS OR LOOKING UNDER THE COACH? #2

314: PUSH-UPS OR LOOKING UNDER THE COACH? #3

315: UPSTAIRS

316: DOWNSTAIRS #1

317: DOWNSTAIRS #2

318: DOWNSTAIRS #3

319: DOWNSTAIRS #4

320: DOWNSTAIRS #5

321: DOWNSTAIRS #6

322: DOWNSTAIRS #7

323: NO STAIRS #1

324: NO STAIRS #2

325: NO STAIRS #3

326: ...AND THEN HE GRABBED ME FROM HERE

327: ALL VEHICLES STOP AT THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT

328: OUR PAINTING WAS NOT ABSTRACT, YOU IDI*T, WE WERE JUST BAD

329: SOMETIMES I JUST CLICK ON THE NEXT WORD THE PREDICTIVE TEXT OFFERS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE INDEX AND THE AMOUNT TO GET THANKS TO YOU AND I
#predictivetext #autocomplete #autosuggestion

330: THIS ONE SCARED ME: PREDICTIVE TEXT IS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO GET THE NEXT WORD OF YOUR LIFE
#predictivetext #autocomplete #autosuggestion

331: YOU CAN POINT UP AT A CERTAIN LINE, WHILE YOU LINE UP AT A CERTAIN POINT

332: WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR RIGHT

333: I'M ON FIRE

334: PLEASE ACCEPT MY PRESENT, AND FORGET MY PAST

335: SUCKER
#lollipop

336: BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THE MIDNIGHT COFFEE
#Halloween #vampire

337: BET BAT BUT BIT BOT
#Halloween #vampire

338: PUMPKEEN: THIS HALLOWEEN WAS THE BEST
#pumpkin

339: COFFEE TIME IS ANYTIME AND ANYTIME IS COFFEE TIME
#clock

340: COFFEE IS ALWAYS WELCOME
#home #door #hello

341: DOES HAND READING START WITH THE INDEX?

342: DRAWING IN THE CAR

343: PARTIALLY UNDERWATER
#reflection

344: YOU'VE GOT IT UPSIDE DOWN
#mistake #error

345: YOU'VE GOT IT UPSIDE DOWN #2
#mistake #error

346: DON'T LOCK THE SCREEN!

347: "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS" SO I GUESS "BAD NEWS IS JUST NEWS", GIVING US "ALL NEWS ARE BAD" OR "BAD NO LONGER MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL"

348: THERE'S ONE THING A.I. WON'T TAKE FROM US: ACTING. BUT MAYBE IT WILL WRITE THE SCRIPTS AND RUN AUDITIONS.
#theatre #cinema

349: SOMETIMES IT IS CRUCIAL TO WALK THE LINE

350: ARCTIC
#cold

351: ANTARCTIC
#cold

352: ANTARCTIC #2

353: SPOT TO STOP TOP STOP SIGNS

354: WIN AN ARGUMENT AGAINST AI BY (1) ASKING IT FOR THE RIGHT ANSWER IN ADVANCE AND (2) ASKING THE AI TO LOSE THE ARGUMENT. YOU CAN SKIP #1 IF YOU ARE IN A HURRY OR LIKE FANTASY.

355: A LETTER CONTAINS MANY LETTERS. THIS VIOLATES THE AXIOM OF FOUNDATION, MAKING THE POSTAL SERVICE MATHEMATICALLY INCONSISTENT.
#math #mathematics

356: I'M LOOKING FOR A DOG THIS BIG. I DON'T CARE THE BREED, IT'S FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT... AND CHEAP BOBSLEIGH.

357: SOME DOCTORS RECOMMEND AVOIDING COFFEE... WHAT IF I RECOMMENDED AVOIDING DOCTORS?

358: <<PAPER BAG>>, <<PAY PER BAG>>... ARE WE SLOWLY MOVING TOWARDS <<PAIN PER BAG>>?

359: <<DRINK WHILE WALKING>> SEEMS EASY, BUT <<WALK WHILE DRINKING>> SEEMS (AND SOUNDS) DIFFICULT... WHY?

360: ON THE BALL

361: STROKE PROBLEMS

362: NOT YOUR FAULT! HE WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS

363: IN THE SHOW, HE HAD NO SPEAKING LINE
#mouth

364: SOMETIMES ENGLISH MAKES NO SENSE... DID YOU SAY <<ON THE GROUND>> OR <<UNDERGROUND>>?

365: I'M RUNNING OUT OF COFFEE

366: ONE YEAR OLD COFFEE MUG

367: KEEP IN MIND YOU CAN BE CHARGED FOR A HUG: A NON-CONSENSUAL HUG CAN GET YOU CHARGED BY A PROSECUTOR

368: INSPIRE AND GET INSPIRED

369: HAVE A SIT. THE SCREEN WILL SHOW SOMETHING CLOSE TO YOUR NAME. I MEAN <<VAGUELY SIMILAR>> TO IT, AND NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE KEEP DOING THAT SHIT.
#moronicDataProtection

370: <<THERE'S SILLY AND THEN THERE'S YOU>> WE ALL LIKE A GOOD ROAST

371: STRONG GRIP

372: LYING ON THE FLOOR? OR LYING ON THE FLOOR?

373: I'M ALSO LOOKING AT YOU

374: WOULD COFFEE IN ZERO GRAVITY MAINTAIN ITS SHAPE IF YOU CAREFULLY PULLED THE MUG DOWN?
#space

375: MORNING COFFEE

376: TOO OLD TO ROLLER SKATE, REST IN PISS

377: I AM A ROBOT

378: SITTING ON THE FENCE

379: DAMN! I PUBLISHED SOMETHING WITH TYPING MISTKAES

380: SHUT UP! THEY ARGUE WITH AN AI. THE MORE WE SAY, THE LONGER THIS WILL TAKE.

381: DOLCE FAR NIENTE

382: THERE YOU SHOULD SEE THE PYRAMID, BUT THE CARTOONIST IS TOO LAZY

383: WHAT DO I.T. COMPANIES AND CHEAP BURGER RESTAURANTS HAVE IN COMMON? MICROCHIPS

384: IF YOU WANT TO READ TODAY'S COMIC STRIP YOU COME HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE

385: YOU ARE WITH A STUPID!

386: IF YOU GIVE CARE WITHOUT TAKING CARE... COULD YOU END UP BEING CARELESS?
#deficit

387: CLOSE THAT WINDOW, PLEASE
#wind

388: CAFFEINE LOVE

389: LET'S GO THERE

390: YOU USED TO DO IT? YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE WHEN THAT WAS
#bicycle

391: NO CELEBRATION WITHOUT COFFEE

392: YOUR COFFEE ALSO LOVES YOU

393: SIT DOWN WITH ME, AND LET'S TALK

394: STOP LOOKING AT ME

395: I WAS NOT MADE FOR THE OFFICE

396: IT SHOOK ME

397: SHAKEN

398: 2025 IS ALMOST WRAPPED UP

399: HAPPY NEW TEAR
#2026

400: 4-HANDLED: <<I'M NOT A BUTTERFLY>>

401: 2026'S TO-DO LIST CONSISTS OF 2025'S TO-DO LIST PLUS THE NEW 2025'S PROBLEMS

402: DON'T LET IT COOL DOWN

403: COFFEE BOOSTS IMAGINATION, I SUPPOSE

404: ERROR 404, COFFEE NOT FOUND

405: TOTAL COLLAPSE

406: A WEEK WENT BY... HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING YET?
#2026

407: LOW GRAVITY

408: HIGH GRAVITY

409: NIAGARA FALSE
#NiagaraFalls

410: IT'S DEFINITELY A SOUND WAVE
#wav #audio

411: COFFEE'S ALMOST READY
#sport #running

412: WE USED TO LOOK UP BEFORE SMARTPHONES... WHEN DID U SEE STARS FOR THE LAST TIME?
#sky

413: DID I WAKE YOU UP? SORRY!

414: I WAS TOO ATTACHED TO MATERIAL STUFF

415: WOULD A GOOD EQUILIBRIST ON A BOUNCY RUBBER BALL NOTICE AN EARTHQUAKE?

416: HE DRANK FROM MANY SOURCES
#creativity #author

417: JUST DID A NOSEGRIND
#skateboarding #skate

418: I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON IT

419: CAN YOU PASS ME THE WATER?

420: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

421: ONE SIZE FREAKS ALL

422: A VICTORY (OR TWO?)
#win

423: COFFEE KEEPS HANDS WARM

424: THEY ARE NOT MOVING, BOSS. NOT MOVING <<RELATIVE TO US>>, OF COURSE. YOU'RE STILL STUDYING PHYSICS, AREN'T YOU?

425: ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU, UNLESS YOU SPEAK VERY FAST. IN THAT CASE WE WILL USE AS MUCH AS WE CAN AGAINST YOU.
#rights

426: STRONG COFFEE
#gym

427: IS THIS POSSIBLE WITH THE RIGHT BALLOON SIZE AND COFFEE TEMPERATURE?

428: C'MON! SPIT IT OUT!

429: WHO TOLD YOU I STUCK MY ARM INTO THE VENDING MACHINE?

430: SCISSORS, PAPER, R...UCK!
#rock

431: GETTING READY FOR A LONG DAY

432: WHAT DO I.T. PEOPLE AND DRAGON BALL LOVERS HAVE IN COMMON? THEY ALL WANT THEIR OWN CLOUD

433: I RUSH INTO COFFEESHOPS, LIKE KIDS AT A PIÑATA
#kids

434: YOU FORGOT AN EYE

435: I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN PULLING IT TOO MUCH

436: WHEELY FOG
#WillyFog

437: DOGS WOULD CERTAINLY INVEST IN THE STICK MARKET

438: THIS COFFEE HAS A SHARP BITE

439: YOUR PROBLEM IS <<SOCIAL>> ANXIETY... DON'T BLAME ME!

440: I KNEW IT! YOU LIKE TEA!

441: MORNING'S SILENT COFFEE

442: I'LL BE SERVED AT FIVE O'CLOCK

443: SPENDING THE DAY WITH MY LOVE
#ValentinesDay

444: MIND: YOUR OWN BUSINESS

445: FIRST DAY OF THE WEAK
#week #monday

446: WONDERFUL KEYCHAIN

447: C'MON, THROW!

448: CATCH THIS!

449: ME BEFORE VISITING THE CHIROPRACTOR

450: 1. BLACK WHOLE 2. THE MILKY WAY
#space

451: SOMEBODY MUST BE PLAYING MUSIC... OR LOST THEIR LEGS

452: SORRY, IS THIS MY CARTOON?

453: PEE? OF COURSE NOT! IT'S CLEARLY A DEE

454: REACHING FOR THE MOON? COFFEE WILL HELP YOU

455: OF COURSE I'VE GOT CAFFEINE... AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THE SECRET!

456: COME ON, SERVE!

457: A COFFEE NOBODY CAN MATCH

458: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE PYRAMID?

459: YOU KNOW THIS ONE
#Bluetooth

460: COULD YOU PLEASE SCROLL ME BACK DOWN?

461: THEY TOLD ME AI IS FAR FROM PERFECT BECAUSE IT JUST SAYS THINGS TO PLEASE YOU, BUT... IT SOUNDS GREAT TO ME

462: A CHEAP CLOUD CAN HAVE SERIOUS LEAKAGE ISSUES
#technology

463: IT'S NOT A BARKING HAND, YOU SILLY!
#dog

464: I'M SURE I SHOULDN'T BE SO SURE

465: A QUESTION HERE: WILL THERE BE TIME FOR A COFFEE?

466: WHAT DO CARRYING NOTHING AND CARRYING AN EMPTY BUCKET HAVE IN COMMON? NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE

467: THE BIGGEST CLOUD STORAGE SYSTEM? THE SEA, I GUESS

468: I'VE GOT LOTS OF DOUBTS... I THINK

469: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT LONELY FALLING TREE? IT WOULD SETTLE A LONG LASTING ISSUE

470: THIS COFFEE IS SICK!

471: EVERYTHING IS A FEW STEPS AWAY... MOSTLY FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME

472: DO NOT TRY TO CONVINCE ME, NOT ALL COFFEE IS THE SAME

473: ...AND THEN I SAID <<LOVE YOU TOO>> BUT MY PHONE HEARD <<LOVE YOU TWO>>

474: HAND ME A PHONE CHARGER!
#island #sea

475: YOU'RE MY WANDER WALL

476: WHEN YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE IN YOUR SUGAR

477: IT'S ALL ABOUT ENERGY, BELIEVE ME

478: YOU NEED TO BE EMPTY IN ORDER TO BE FILLED UP AGAIN

479: WANNA HUG THIS TREE?

480: ALL YOUR FIBERS ENABLE THIS HIGH BANDWIDTH CONNECTION

481: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW I AM LIFTING THE EARTH

482: YOGA POSE: SWIMMING POOL FOUND

483: THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF ARMS

484: YOGA POSE: THE DOG PEE

485: YOGA POSE: FART START

486: YOGA POSE: SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT

487: YOGA POSE: BROKEN LEG

488: YOGA POSE: BALANCE LOST

489: LONG HANG
#yoga

490: TOO LONG HANG
#yoga

491: YOGA POSE: HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

492: YOGA POSE: BUTT CRACK EXTENSION

493: YOGA POSE: LEG OVEREXTENSION

494: YOGA POSE: WANNABE PILOT

495: YOGA POSE: UNSTEADY WANNABE PILOT

496: YOGA POSE: HALT THE MARCH

497: YOGA POSE: ROAD INSPECTOR FLAGGING DOWN A TAXI

498: YOGA POSE: ROAD INSPECTION

499: NO YOGA LESSONS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

500: <<NO ONE>> CANNOT MEAN <<TWO>>, I'M SORRY
#500

501: HOW MANY DEGREES SHOULD WE TURN A <<D>> IN ORDER TO OBTAIN AN <<A>>

502: CENSORSH1T

503: OK, BUT WHY?

504: THIS IS JOE, HE'S HOT

505: IS HORSEBACK RIDING A PUBIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM?

506: YOU WANT ME TO STEAL HER HEART? IN THIS ECONOMY?

507: HE SAID <<FEEL FREE>> BUT... CAN I REALLY BE FREE OR JUST FEEL IT?

508: ARE TOY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS INTENTIONALLY ANNOYING?

509: I'LL BETTER GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE

510: WE DO NOT LIKE THAT... DO WE?

511: YOUR NEW SWEATER, I KNOW, I'M SORRY

512: STOP LOOKING AT MEEEE...

513: WAW! YOU ARE BAD AT HANDLING CRITICISM

514: A CUP OF COFFEE AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING

515: WHO TOLD YOU I'M DANGEROUS?

516: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT IN A PETTY HOUSE, WERE IT WOULD BE NEEDED THE MOST

517: ME? I WOULD NEVER GIVE THAT MAN AWAY

518: WHO'S MY FAVOURITE HUMAN?

519: BLOWS ME AWAY

520: AFTER APRIL, MAY BE

521: VIDEOS ABOUT <<SLOW LIVING LIFESTYLE>> ARE GREAT... AT 1.5X SPEED

522: WE'VE GOT PLENTY, TRUST ME

523: DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHILE WISHING FOR STH? WHAT IF IT PASSES BY JUST IN FRONT OF YOU?

524: THAT WAS NOT NICE!

525: A COFFEE? SOUNDS GOOD!

526: ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE FOR A COFFEE?

527: THE MUGS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE, HURRAH...
#ants

528: SOME MUGS ARE STUPIDLY UNSTABLE

529: YOU CAN GO FOR A WALK WHILE I CHANGE YOUR PHONE SCREEN

530: EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP COUGHING NEAR ME?

531: THIS IS THE CONCRETE PROBLEM I TOLD YOU ABOUT

532: I ALSO SUFFER IF YOU WAKE UP THAT LATE!