
1: DON'T FORGET YOUR COFFEE BREAKS
#first

2: CAN YOU NAME THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
#guess #musicalinstrument #music #saxophone

3: SPALLMOX NOES DOT EFFACT THE BRIAN... I THINK
#smallpox #brain #braindamage

4: LUNAR IN OCULAR ORBIT (DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE LATIN?)
#latin #lunar #ocular #orbit

5: DOWNSIDE UP
#downsideup #upsidedown

6: CAN YOU SEE I SCREAM?
#icecream #i_scream

7: THE WORLD CUP
#world_cup #world #planet

8: IT'S FRY-DAY
#Friday #fry_day #fry #day

9: CUT CAT, MEET MEAT
#cut #cat #meet #meat

10: DRUNKENSTEIN
#frankenstein

11: DRUNKEINSTEIN
#Einstein

12: S-MUG
#smug

13: PARADOX: CAN A COFFEE BREAK TAKE YOU OUT OF A COFFEE LOOP?
#loop #break #coding #geek #tech

14: FRIENDCHIP
#friendship #friends #help

15: A DIFFERENCE IN MUGNITUDE
#magnitude #mugnitude #different #size

16: DA DRAMA DRUMMER
#drums #drummer #drama

17: DON'T SHAVING CLIPPINGS SOMETIMES LOOK LIKE A JAPANESE ALPHABET SOUP?
#shave #beard #alphabet_soup

18: WHAT DO COFFEE AND BATMAN HAVE IN COMMON? BRUCE
#Batman

19: ONE MORE COFFEE AND I'LL BE CLIMBING THE WALLS
#spiderman

20: SHE WON FAIRLY
#fair #fairly

21: PHRASAL VERBS: BLOW IN, BLOW OFF
#phrasal_verbs #blow

22: STREEEEEETCH A COFFEE
#stretch #long

23: A COFFEE RUN
#run

24: PLAIN COFFEE
#plain_coffee

25: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YUM
#Santa #Christmas #yum

26: AYE, AYE, CUPTAIN
#captain #cuptain #pirate

27: DO WHAT YOU CAN, CAN WHAT YOU DO
#can #preserve

28: OK JUDGE... WITCH ONE?
#witches #witch_hunting

29: I ESCAPED
#eye

30: CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION BUT...
#correlation #causation

31: IF A KEY BREAKS A MIRROR... DOES IT GET SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LOCK?
#key #lock #locksmith

32: THIS HAS BEEN MISHANDLED
#mishandled

33: HAPPY NEW FEAR
#new_year #2025

34: DROP A SHADOW AND...
#shadow

35: EMBRACE YOUR SHADOW
#shadow #embrace

36: GROUND COFFEE?
#ground_coffee

37: READY FOR THE KICK-OFF?
#kick_off #soccer

38: I LIKE COFFEE BEING PRESENT
#present #three_wise_kings

39: COFFEE IN THE SKY
#sky #space

40: WHO DO YOU CALL SPACE GARBAGE? YOU, PIECE OF SH*T
#space #space_garbage #satellite

41: SUPERWORRIER
#superwarrior #superworrier

42: S-CREW
#crew #s_crew

43: I'M REALLY INTO COFFEE
#deep_dive

44: UPSIDE DOWN VS CUPSIDE DOWN
#upside_down #cupside_down

45: TURKISH COFFEE
#Turkish #kebab

46: XS COFFEE #1
#xs

47: XS COFFEE #2
#xs

48: XS COFFEE #3
#xs #excess

49: SHH... I'M READING THROUGH THE NEWS
#news #newspaper #spy

50: BREW-GLAR
#burglar

51: CORTADO
#cortado

52: IS IT HOT?
#hot #fire

53: IS THE MUSIC TOO LOUD?
#loud #music #volume

54: TURNADO
#turnado #tornado

55: THE BRUNCH! NOT THE BRANCH. AND DON'T LEAF ME ALONE!
#brunch #branch #leaf #leave #tree

56: COULD YOU HANDLE THIS?
#handle

57: MUGS AND GLASSES
#mugs #glasses

58: COFFEE LOVER'S NIGHTMARES: PROBLEM WITH THE SERVER
#problem #server

59: ABRACADABREW
#magician #magic #trick

60: ASTEROID: ROCK THAT CAN TURN A NICE AGE INTO AN ICE AGE
#asteroid #ice_age #nice_age

61: CANNIBALISM
#cannibalism

62: PICK YOURSELF UP
#heal #improve

63: SELF-SABOTAGE: WHEN YOU BOTH DRAW AND CROSS THE LINE
#selfsabotage

64: A CHILLING COFFEE
#chilling #relax

65: COFFEE DROP #1
#drop

66: COFFEE DROP #2
#drop

67: OPEN SOURCE
#opensource

68: POWER CHORD
#power_chord #music #piano

69: DECAF #1
#decaf

70: DECAF #2
#decaf

71: DECAF #3
#decaf

72: DECAF #4
#decaf

73: DECAF #5
#decaf

74: DECAF #6
#decaf

75: I'M SQUARE
#square

76: PERSPECTIVE #1
#perspective

77: PERSPECTIVE #2
#perspective

78: PERSPECTIVE #3
#perspective

79: PANE IN THE ASS
#pane #pain

80: COFFETTI
#confetti

81: ONE SIP AND I MELT
#melt

82: WHEN YOUR KIDS HELP YOU
#kids

83: DO YOU THINK SO?
#so #saw

84: CAUTION: NO SPIT LIMIT
#spit #speed #speed_limit

85: HIGH IN THE SKY
#high #sky #balloon

86: YOU ARE IN A DEEP SLEEP. ON THE COUNT OF THREE...
#deep_sleep #hypnosis

87: X-RAY
#x_ray #radiograph

88: DISARMED
#arm #armless

89: FULLY ARMED
#armed #octopus

90: I'M HOLDING MYSELF!
#holding #myself

91: BOTTOM LINE
#bottom_line

92: BUTT-O-FLY
#butterfly

93: BOTT-ANIC
#botanic

94: BOTT-ANIC #2
#Titanic

95: TIT-ANIC
#Titanic

96: BROCCOLI: PERSONALLY OUT OF MONEY-LY
#broccoli #broke #money

97: LETTUCE DO IT
#lettuce

98: DECAF? LOW KICK!
#decaf #karate #kick

99: INCOMING MESSAGE
#message #phone

100: I LOVE FAST FOOD, BECAUSE I CAN HAVE MY COFFEE SOONER
#fast_food #burguer

101: COFFEE FEELS GREAT
#great

102: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #1: DRIP, PICK, SIP, KICK
#breakdown

103: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #2
#breakdown

104: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #3
#breakdown

105: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #4
#breakdown

106: COFFEE BREAKDOWN #5
#breakdown

107: SOMETIMES I'M LASER FOCUSED
#laser

108: I'M BACK ON TRACK
#back #track

109: EXPRESSO
#espresso

110: COFFEE GOES ROUND

111: STACKING COFFEE CUPS LIKE A PRO

112: COFFEE IN SPRING

113: COFFEE IN SPRING #2

114: SPRING IN COFFEE

115: JOE IN THE BOX

116: BEE COFFEE, MY FRIEND

117: COFFEE LOVER

118: YELL-O
#yellow

119: BAD TASTE

120: EAU DE TOILETTE

121: FISSION

122: FUSION

123: INFUSION
#tea

124: WATCHING TENNIS #1

125: WATCHING TENNIS #2

126: WATCHING TENNIS #3

127: HEY MAX!
#dog

128: STOOOP
#dog

129: THANKS MAX...
#dog

130: BE CAREF***
#dog

131: DAMN, MAX
#dog

132: I HATE YOU, MAX
#dog

133: MAAAAAAAAX!
#dog

134: TWO TWOS TOO?
#dice

135: ATE IT? I ATE EIGHT
#food

136: TONGUE TWISTER

137: I THINK YOU FAKE IT, YES, SPECIALLY ON MONDAYS
#doctor

138: IN PSYCHOLOGY WE CALL THIS <<SELF-STEAM>>

139: DREAM BIG BUT WAKE UP
#bed

140: ENGINEERS, FOR THEM <<THERAPY>> IS 1000x GIGAPI
#resiliency

141: MY FAVOURITE MEMORY FROM THE UNIVERSITY? 333MHZ DDR2 RAM
#nerd

142: I FEEL FOGGY

143: REFLECTION

144: COFFEE: IT KEEPS YOUR EYES OPEN

145: OH NO! THEY TRY TO SUCK MY COFFEE UP!
#alien #UFO

146: COFFEE > ALERTNESS > READ > GET TIRED > COFFFF > ALRTNSS > RRRD > GRE TRIED > F**K > ARRGGGGG...

147: EYES CREAM
#ice_cream

148: DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE OR AFTER COFFEE?

149: A COFFEE ON THE ROAD

150: GETTING A COFFEE KICK

151: TODAY: LOW ENERGY COFFEE

152: WITH NO ELECTRICITY YOU CAN MISS A COFFEE

153: OK COFFEE, GIVE ME A SOLID LIFT
#gym #weights #energy

154: BEAR WITH IT

155: MARK MY WORDS

156: SOMETIMES YOU BLOW IT

157: TOLD YOU THAT

158: I CANNOT PUT THIS COFFFEE DOWN

159: SHOOTING STARS

160: LET'S TAKE THE LIFT

161: SOLO
#dancer

162: SOLO #2
#guitar

163: A BALANCED COFFEE

164: EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON... AND SOMETIMES THE REASON IS YOU ARE STUPID
#motivation #wrong

165: YOU ARE ENOUGH, TWO LIKE YOU WOULD BE TOO MUCH
#motivation #wrong

166: THE SOONER THE BETTER, BUT IT CAN ALSO BE FAST AND REALLY BAD
#motivation #wrong

167: BREAK YOUR LIMITS
#motivation #wrong

168: LOVE YOURSELF (JUST NOT IN PUBLIC)
#motivation #wrong

169: ALZHEIMER'S, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

170: PAINKILLER SELLERS: NO PAIN, NO GAIN
#motivation #wrong

171: MY BEST FRIEND (AND A DOG)

172: YOU WAKE UP AND YESTERDAY'S COFFEE IS STILL THERE

173: A LONG PHONE CALL

174: THE I-FALL TOWER
#Pisa #Eiffel

175: FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT? SOME THINGS ONLY WORK IN CERTAIN FIELDS
#motivation #wrong

176: I'M SWIIIINGING IN THE RAAAAIN
#motivation #wrong #cinema

177: THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
#sheriff #law

178: AND NOW... DO AS I SAY (NOT AS I DO)
#hypnotist

179: SHORT LEGS
#motivation #wrong

180: YOU ARE NOT YOUR PAST MISTAKES... BUT ALSO YOUR FUTURE ONES
#motivation #wrong

181: A STICKY SITUATION

182: A STICKY SITUATION #2

183: ZIP IT UP

184: HOMEBREW

185: HOMEBREW #2

186: CATASTROPHY

187: I'M LAZY TODAY

188: TRAGEDY